

The Zerfas Got Me Back Into Records Big Time.
Back in 2000 Jason Yoder (record guy) who lived across the street, came by as I was sitting out on the stoop. He had a list of local records of historical importance that he wanted to know if I owned, knew anything about, or had an idea of where he might find. I had just pretty much given up on records at the time and had just dumped about 500 or so really great LPs getting my collection back to 1000 or so “just the ones I really listen to.” Jason went down his list and one record he described really caught my imagination.
He told me of The Zerfas Record. Two crazy brothers, psychedelic masterpiece, extremely valuable, unknown classic etc. etc. I made a mental note, but of course instantly forgot the name.
In September of 2001 my band The Punkin Holler Boys (shameless self promotion} were playing a afternoon show at Half Price Books in Greenwood. I decided to check out the Goodwill across the street. I was getting the record bug again and maybe I would find something good. They had thousands of LPs that day, I sat down and went through every one. I know, I know, of course I found a Zerfas, let me tell my story.
I probably bought a bout 40 LPs that day , several Leonard Nimoy, a Carter Family, a really cool Compilation of early (super primitive and to me, obscure) hillbilly songs and a bunch of other stuff. As I was digging though the records I found this weird LP with a bright reddish orange cover called Zerfas. I thought maybe it was the one Jason had told me about, it sure looked neat, what with the picture of the guy growing out of a tree on the back. I was pretty sure it was the right record, the name did start with a Z after all. Hell, I would have bought it even if I hadn’t been tipped off, cause it was just screaming “BUY ME”.
As soon as I played it I knew it had to be the one, the weird droning tape manipulations of the first song You Never Win knocked me out of my chair, I dropped my cigarette and spilled beer all over myself. It was a great record! This particular copy was still in the shrink wrap, and looked unplayed. I imagined that it came from a relative or friend of the family who bought it out of pity or principal to help support the brothers Zerfas, then filed it a away because it was too weird, until it was donated along with the Mitch Miller records to Goodwill when they passed away.
As music (not just an antiquity or a cash cow) it’s wonderful! The best testament I can give as to how fine it really is, would the following anecdote. When I realized what I had, I immediately burned a CD of it, so it wouldn’t get damaged. I sent one to Jon Rans (No Bar Guy, former record store owner and psychedelic dude) in New Orleans. When I went down to NOLA to visit the following year, not only did he have the CD prominently displayed, but all his friends had copied it. They had even downloaded the artwork and had jewel cases for it! They loved the record and could tell me every thing about it.
Everyone I talked to about the Zerfas wanted to buy it from me. I got some good information about the record, but mostly the response was “I’ll give you $50.00 for it.” I later had Zerfas Scholar, and psychedelic record expert, Stan Denski sell my copy. I came to realize that it was too valuable to keep, and it brought $1,100.00 which I spent on equipment for my studio, a fitting tribute to The Zerfas I think, seeing how they were obviously way into recording.
The record is pretty well documented . 700 West, the Label that put out the record has a fantastic web site,
http://www.700west.com/htdb/releases/Zerfas-Zerfas.html and bootlegs are available on eBay often, as are test pressings of the 1994 vinyl reissue.
I am fascinated by it as a artifact, a monument to the determination of the Zerfas brothers, one of whom is named Herman (Herman Zerfas!, greatest name ever) and the fact that it came from Indiana, and holds such a revered place in record collections all over the world.
From what I understand there is no way the Zurfasses (Zerfees?) would allow cuts from the record to be posted for free on the internet (like here on MFT where it belongs), so it’s kinda one of those unheard master works of which folks tell stories, and sighting cause ripples of interest in the community. It sure got me back into records.
Any one else here into The Zerfas?