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"So anyway, the other day I rang up Satan and said, "Beezlebub Baby! How's the Hellfire? What's the good hate potentate?" And he goes, "Tesco it is your solemn duty to recruit the Youth of America for my Legions of Darkness. For your efforts you will be seated at my right hand, the Goat of Mendes at my left. You been a bad boy Tesco?" "Damn straight sugar daddy Lucifer! I be riding Hot Rails…