Having spent my life studying the human ape, I have come to realize that I am not part of said genus. In truth my people are from a distant realm most of you know as the Pleades, where much is yet to be realized by common mortals. Here, on Earth, my role is that of a seemingly mild-mannered enthusiast. In reality my self-proposed mission is to ROCK DA HOUSE w/ my very special groove-sauce (that I emulate upon recognition of a being who is in a state of regrettable snarfiness). Best wishes to all who read this, & may good-vibe-ferries forever inhabit your land space.
Dana called me & left a message, so I called her back (after 10pm), & told her I'd talk w/ her aft 5pm today. I haven't seen her digs either. What r u up to this weekend, muchacho? I've decided to let my mustach grow. Do you have any corn chips? I'm fresh out, & this guac is only half-finished!